I was at home trying to get some homework done when there was a knock at the front door. It was a handyman, and he got right to work. Whatever he was doing was noisy, and I couldn't focus on my homework. I'd gone grocery shopping earlier in the day and had a few things I hadn't gotten around to putting away yet sitting on the table. I'm not sure what the handyman was fixing, but he wasn't working in the kitchen. For some reason, I asked him if the groceries were in his way. He came in to look at them and said no, but that I really needed to put the cleaning solution away so that my children wouldn't get into it. I told him that I didn't have any children, but that I would put it away anyway. I opened the cupboard door under the kitchen sink and discovered a puddle of water. I stared at it for several seconds, then decided I needed to contact a plumber. I sat down on a chair in the living room with a cell phone and phone book. After making a few phone calls, I looked down at the cell in my hands. It was an older version flip phone. I thought to myself, "I am clearly not one of the cool kids with a cell phone like this!"
And that was that!